test please delete

[BrilloPad]

afternoon all

[Diver]

afternoon all

Please please don't cross that line in the sand

[BrilloPad]

Please please don't cross that line in the sand

I have never been remotely close to it......

[BrilloPad]

I went to see the knee doctor this morning.......

[BrilloPad]

I went to see the knee doctor this morning.......

Looks like I need a minor operation on my knee. I also need a major operation on my brain! But that can wait....

[Diver]

My mini digger has still not arrived. Just phoned Travis Perkins and they said "oh! hasn't it turned up? The hire desk manager is out of the office at the moment, I'll get him to call you back"

and people wonder why Britain is rapidly turning into a third world country

[KathyWoolfe]

I religiously dead head mine to prevent the seeds from setting...

By biting their heads off I presume?

My mini digger has still not arrived. Just phoned Travis Perkins and they said "oh! hasn't it turned up? The hire desk manager is out of the office at the moment, I'll get him to call you back"

and people wonder why Britain is rapidly turning into a third world country

turned

[Diver]

By biting their heads off I presume?

Wish he'd nip down to Travis's and bite a few off there

[zeitghost]

f### off

Seriously

afternoon all

Please please don't cross that line in the sand

Ooooer...

I went to see the knee doctor this morning.......

Oh dear...

Looks like I need a minor operation on my knee. I also need a major operation on my brain! But that can wait....

You need the "Brain surgery for Dummies" book.

My mini digger has still not arrived. Just phoned Travis Perkins and they said "oh! hasn't it turned up? The hire desk manager is out of the office at the moment, I'll get him to call you back"

and people wonder why Britain is rapidly turning into a third world country

It'll be there soon, just you wait & see...

By biting their heads off I presume?




turned

Choppity chop chop chop... foul things.

Wish he'd nip down to Travis's and bite a few off there

Yum.

[Diver]

Just phoned Travis Perkins, and apparently their hire manager has now gone home for the day, and nobody knows what's happening.
I asked for the head office phone number, which generated much whispering in the background for several minutes,; before numpty came back on the line and gave me the number. he then said that they were waiting for another hire machine (digger) to come in off site, but it hadn't been returned yet, and that he would phone me personally as soon as it came in.
This is the same guy that told me the hire manager would phone me back after dinner