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WSS, but with more manly hugs.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh sweetie, I am sorry to hear that, hope you are recovering

That's nerd favouritsm that is! And I have two wheelbarrows.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostChimp (Nick) does it too - but he is a proper nerdy nerd and he has a nice wheelbarrow, so I let him off
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A grumpy alien lizard of a certain age with a spanking fetish?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo what am I then, pray?
<storms off in huff>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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That's me too. Without the grumpy alien lizard and age bit.Originally posted by DaveB View PostA grumpy alien lizard of a certain age with a spanking fetish?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Gosh! Consistently coming up with good ideas!Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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What can I say, I'm on a rollOriginally posted by Bear View PostGosh! Consistently coming up with good ideas!

If only my ideas concerning a more resilient architecture for my latest project were as well received.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostHiya all
Taking solace in TPD for the remained of lunch.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMoneyShotOriginally posted by daviejones View PostInHerHairMade me laugh anywayOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostCosShesWorthIt
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