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Most women seem to be able to moan 24/7 - so I reckon it is the carrying on. Maybe they should just fall asleep and I will pull down the nightie when I am done. -
He took me for dinnerOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo did he bring you flowers or chocolates or both?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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On a casual glace over TPD, it looks like Diver took CM to dinner last night. Cue the 'tell me more' segment from Grease.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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So no flowers or chocolates! I hope he does better next weekend! Shame he doesn't read tpd or he would know your favorite brand of each...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHe took me for dinner
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Damn.
I'll be whistling that for the rest of the day...
Ho hum.
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CM "He got friendly holding my hand"Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostOn a casual glace over TPD, it looks like Diver took CM to dinner last night. Cue the 'tell me more' segment from Grease.
Diver "She got friendly down in the sand"
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Either that or he'd run away very fast...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo no flowers or chocolates! I hope he does better next weekend! Shame he doesn't read tpd or he would know your favorite brand of each...
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Diver: She was good, you know what I mean...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCM "He got friendly holding my hand"
Diver "She got friendly down in the sand"
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That is - they prefer it until they get to the pop shot bit...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postexactly. replace the word premature with retarded and you get the idea. it is annoying for me - but women seem to prefer it.Comment
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CUK RegularsOriginally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostDiver: She was good, you know what I mean...

"Uh well-a well-a well-a huh""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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