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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Never hit myself with a Hammer in my life (Knocked a labourer out with one once )
    On purpose???

    *makes mental note not to argue with Diver when he's holding a tool. Perhaps I should rephrase that last bit...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      On purpose???

      *makes mental note not to argue with Diver when he's holding a tool. Perhaps I should rephrase that last bit...
      Noooo! I was knocking out some brickwork with a lump hammer and he looked over my shoulder to see what I was doing. Caught him on the backswing as I didn't know he was there.

      Out cold and six stitches
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Noooo! I was knocking out some brickwork with a lump hammer and he looked over my shoulder to see what I was doing. Caught him on the backswing as I didn't know he was there.
        And there rests the case for the defence m'lud
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Weather faxing like a good 'un now...

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Never fallen off a ladder in my life (Steps and scaffold yes )

            Never hit myself with a Hammer in my life (Knocked a labourer out with one once )
            Please see my earlier post - copied below for ease...

            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            Has anyone ever told you that you may not be cut out for this DIY malarky
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Were those seperate accidents or one comedy "chain accident"
              With a bucket of whitewash and an 'unreliable' car?
              B00med!

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                  Originally Posted by Bear View Post
                  Has anyone ever told you that you may not be cut out for this DIY malarky
                  I keep hoping that somebody will tell my wife
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Is it something to do with the insurance policies?
                    I have no idea...

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      eeees orf again
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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