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FFS - Remember when I said I needed cheering up - I wasn't messing......
Where are ye?
I'm in a foul mood today too - so here I am, posting in TPD.
Clientco want to renew my contract for another 2 months.
In the forthcoming meeting I'm tempted to raise my rate by 50% out of spite.
Thinking of how I can justify this after practically doing nothing for the past month.
Only justification for the rate rise I've thought of at the mo is: 'because it'll make it marginally less painful having to turn up and deal with you sorry little tulipbags'.
An angry contractor is a dangerous contractor.
A family are driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out ad hits their windscreen.
Embarrassed and the protect her young childrens innocence the woman
says "Golly gosh, that was a big insect!"
to which one of the children replies
"I'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"
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