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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Hi Zeity

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      That is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?
      I thought of a smurf
      Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
      "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
      Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Is it SFW? I think I shall wait until 5pm just in case...
        Blue Monkey is a phrase used when the act of anal sex has occured. The phrase is best used right after the act has occured, by calling up a friend and screaming
        "BLUE MONKEY"
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          How much have you lost so far?
          Are you following a particular regime? (e.g. weight watchers).
          Are you doing more exercise?
          Just got rid of the dinner plates and have our meals on small sideplate now.
          Surprisingly it works, and gets easier after a few days as your stomach is full but you don't tend to overeat til you are bloated.
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Took stock of all the booze we have in house last night:

            5 Bottles of Champagne
            27 Bottles of wine
            8 Bottles of Liqueur
            7 Bottles of Whisky
            3 Bottles of Brandy
            3 Bottles of Vodka
            1 Bottle of Rum
            0 beer, cider or Lager

            We don't drink ?

            All high end stuff as I give the cheap booze away

            Some of this stuff we've had for 30 years

            Party time ?
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Took stock of all the booze we have in house last night:

              5 Bottles of Champagne
              27 Bottles of wine
              8 Bottles of Liqueur
              7 Bottles of Whisky
              3 Bottles of Brandy
              3 Bottles of Vodka
              1 Bottle of Rum
              0 beer, cider or Lager

              We don't drink ?

              Some of this stuff we've had for 30 years

              Party time ?

              party at Diver's place!
              Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
              "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
              Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Just got rid of the dinner plates and have our meals on small sideplate now.
                Surprisingly it works, and gets easier after a few days as your stomach is full but you don't tend to overeat til you are bloated.
                Morning all

                I decided I needed to lose some weight after last Christmas. I stopped eating after 8pm and left most other things as they were. I have lost 2st 6lb in 6 months and feel loads better. In the last couple of weeks I've started exercising as well (swimming mostly). Well worth the effort.
                "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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                  Originally posted by kali View Post
                  party at Diver's place!
                  I'll get the car started

                  Will you be requiring a horsebox?

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I'll get the car started

                    Will you be requiring a horsebox?


                    If this you and your car hunni?

                    http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/33462...5A1E4F32AD3138

                    (SFW)
                    Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                    "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                    Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                      Originally posted by ControlG View Post
                      Morning all

                      I decided I needed to lose some weight after last Christmas. I stopped eating after 8pm and left most other things as they were. I have lost 2st 6lb in 6 months and feel loads better. In the last couple of weeks I've started exercising as well (swimming mostly). Well worth the effort.
                      I've started exercising too. I gave up copy-paste and started typing
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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