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Are you going to ask this on EVERY thread?Originally posted by Diver View PostA man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues
were:
1. The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
2. The fourth number is one more than the second number.
3. The first number is one less than twice the second number.
4. The second number plus the third number equals ten.
5. The sum of all five numbers is 30.
What were the five numbers and in what order?Comment
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If you drilled a 1mm hole through Bono's head, how many TPDer would it take to change a low energy light bulb?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAre you going to ask this on EVERY thread?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Mmmmmmmmmm..........knickers!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhats up with you contrary knickers?

I'll make it, tea or coffee?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I thank youOriginally posted by Diver View Post


Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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No, just on the two, the intellectual thread and the Maths threadOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAre you going to ask this on EVERY thread?
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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That is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHi chimp
Ted..... quit thinking about my knickers.... at least till tomorrow 
Anyway - at least we know it is knickers and not a thong...
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StrangeOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Anyway - at least we know it is knickers and not a thong...

The first thing that came into my mind wasn't a blue monkey!
It was a sandwich?
This diet is killing meConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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