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    #105691
    Originally posted by kali View Post
    7, 4, 6, 5, 8
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #105692
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues
      were:

      1. The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
      2. The fourth number is one more than the second number.
      3. The first number is one less than twice the second number.
      4. The second number plus the third number equals ten.
      5. The sum of all five numbers is 30.

      What were the five numbers and in what order?
      Are you going to ask this on EVERY thread?

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        #105693
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Are you going to ask this on EVERY thread?
        If you drilled a 1mm hole through Bono's head, how many TPDer would it take to change a low energy light bulb?
        Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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          #105694
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Whats up with you contrary knickers?

          I'll make it, tea or coffee?
          Mmmmmmmmmm..........knickers!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #105695
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            I thank you
            Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
            "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
            Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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              #105696
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Are you going to ask this on EVERY thread?
              No, just on the two, the intellectual thread and the Maths thread
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #105697
                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Mmmmmmmmmm..........knickers!
                thong!!

                Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                  #105698
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Morning denizens

                  I see the smileys have moved around again
                  Hi chimp

                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  Mmmmmmmmmm..........knickers!
                  Ted..... quit thinking about my knickers.... at least till tomorrow
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #105699
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Hi chimp



                    Ted..... quit thinking about my knickers.... at least till tomorrow
                    That is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?

                    Anyway - at least we know it is knickers and not a thong...

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                      #105700
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      That is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?

                      Anyway - at least we know it is knickers and not a thong...
                      Strange

                      The first thing that came into my mind wasn't a blue monkey!

                      It was a sandwich?

                      This diet is killing me
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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