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Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
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I haven't written the VB for it yet...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHi Diver
I've suggested a Plan B for you over in General
Hi Scourer
Not yet... might have a glance at Jobserve later, just out of idle curiosity.
Hi Zeity
Weather reports coming through OK?

And the reception in here is awful... I've just strung a length of wire out of the window to improve it a bit... still nowhere near clear enough... ho hum.Comment
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Originally posted by kali View PostMorning all
We do that purely to avoid giving the government our money as late as possible so I'd appreciate it if you don't generalise and call us idiots...
Financially astute would be a better term...



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Well! Back from the Post Office again, got the parcels posted (The deranged dribbling idiot brigade had gone
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The Bellth, the Bellth... Ethmerelda, I loveth you....Originally posted by Diver View PostWell! Back from the Post Office again, got the parcels posted (The deranged dribbling idiot brigade had gone
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Got a mate with a hunch back. Got p1ssed one night and threw up all over his bed.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe Bellth, the Bellth... Ethmerelda, I loveth you....
When we woke him in the morning; he screamed.
He thought his hump had burst
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