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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
"I hear what you say."Originally posted by zeitghost View PostRepeat after me:
16 ounces in a pound (unless it's a troy pound, when for some reason there's 12 ounces in a pound instead).
14 pounds in a stone.
112 pounds in a hundredweight.
8 stones in a hundredweight.
20 hundredweights in a ton.
2240 lbs in a ton.
That's a proper British Imperial ton, not any of these johnny foreigner type tonnes or short tons or whatever.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt's definitely dead now.
We've eaten it.
I like duck...
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Quite.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo why go there?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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So do we. I could eat it until I'm ill.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I like duck...
And goose.
But it must be roast, not casseroled.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Finished off with a tin of peaches and 4 scoops of raspberry ripple ice cream.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Dining room all stripped of wallpaper, going looking for new flooring at the weekend, and plasterer booked.Comment
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One of its legs is both the same....Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat's the difference between a duck?
Swansea Rag Mag circa 1973.Comment
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