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    #id
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    The timer's gone off. The duck must be dead by now...
    It's definitely dead now.

    We've eaten it.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #id
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Repeat after me:
      16 ounces in a pound (unless it's a troy pound, when for some reason there's 12 ounces in a pound instead).
      14 pounds in a stone.
      112 pounds in a hundredweight.
      8 stones in a hundredweight.
      20 hundredweights in a ton.
      2240 lbs in a ton.
      That's a proper British Imperial ton, not any of these johnny foreigner type tonnes or short tons or whatever.
      "I hear what you say."
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #id
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        It's definitely dead now.

        We've eaten it.


        I like duck...

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          #id
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Oh well...

          Byeee

          Bye bye.

          Wavey wave.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #id
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            So why go there?
            Quite.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #id
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


              I like duck...
              So do we. I could eat it until I'm ill.

              And goose.

              But it must be roast, not casseroled.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #id
                Finished off with a tin of peaches and 4 scoops of raspberry ripple ice cream.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #id
                  Dining room all stripped of wallpaper, going looking for new flooring at the weekend, and plasterer booked.

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                    #id
                    What's the difference between a duck?

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      What's the difference between a duck?
                      One of its legs is both the same....


                      Swansea Rag Mag circa 1973.

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