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 My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.
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 "I hear what you say."Originally posted by zeitghost View PostRepeat after me:
 16 ounces in a pound (unless it's a troy pound, when for some reason there's 12 ounces in a pound instead).
 14 pounds in a stone.
 112 pounds in a hundredweight.
 8 stones in a hundredweight.
 20 hundredweights in a ton.
 2240 lbs in a ton.
 That's a proper British Imperial ton, not any of these johnny foreigner type tonnes or short tons or whatever.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt's definitely dead now.
 
 We've eaten it. 
 
 I like duck...  Comment
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 My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 Quite.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo why go there? My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 So do we. I could eat it until I'm ill.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post 
 
 I like duck... 
 
 And goose.
 
 But it must be roast, not casseroled.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 Finished off with a tin of peaches and 4 scoops of raspberry ripple ice cream.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 Dining room all stripped of wallpaper, going looking for new flooring at the weekend, and plasterer booked.Comment
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 One of its legs is both the same....Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat's the difference between a duck?
 
 
 Swansea Rag Mag circa 1973.Comment
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