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Can't fault it.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I migrated from Rupert the Bear stories to looking at Playtex underwear courtesy of The People's Friend.
And funnily enough, I do prefer comfort over speed...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Evening all
I prefer the philosophical insights offered by such publications as "Nuts" personally. The gratuatious nudity is just a bonus.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCan't fault it.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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EEK!
I just had an extremely distressing few minutes of being unable to log on.
It kept saying I had, then took me to the log on screen again.
I thought I'd been banned!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Wavey wave.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm hungry!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWavey wave.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Then you won't want to know about the roast duck story fry I'm making.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm hungry!
From scratch, too.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Finally got my huge pile of junk sorted out
It was occupying the largest, most comfortable armchair in the place... it started out about three-and-a-half years ago with the odd newspaper and bit of post being chucked on it... then I was working away from home, and as it was near the door and I couldn't be bothered to clear it up, more and more stuff got thrown on it.
I've been meaning to get to work on it for about eighteen months, but instead it just got worse... unopened mail, old newspapers, hard disk drive boxes, Amazon packaging... occasionally some would fall out from the middle and get cleared up, but then it would be stable again and continue to grow
It was over four feet high when I finally started on it about three hours ago
(Did I ever mention that I'm not a very tidy person
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