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 Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMention Brillo to her and see if she reacts ? 
 
 If the reaction is to get naked and break out the baby oil then I'm there.Comment
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 It's distinctly greysiewaysie at the moment, with some very blacksywaxy clouds to the south...Originally posted by Bear View Post 
 
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 Holy moly!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's distinctly greysiewaysie at the moment, with some very blacksywaxy clouds to the south...Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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 It's poets day.... byeeeeeee   Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh. Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
 "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
 Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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 I assume you've all stopped posting in here as a combined effort to make me get on with the tulip load of work that i need to get done for Monday.
 
 Well it won't work i tell you, you can't make me do it!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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 Did she wear her uniform?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI met my landlady last night, she came round for a chat. I was expecting some old battle axe and instead some 30ish year old beauty walked through the door. Plus she a nurse 
 
 
 flip knows how she can afford to rent a £250k property but the word ex husband was mentioned. Guessing some juicy payout there.  Comment
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 Originally posted by Bear View PostI assume you've all stopped posting in here as a combined effort to make me get on with the tulip load of work that i need to get done for Monday.
 
 Well it won't work i tell you, you can't make me do it! apologies apologies
 
 major prod issues!  Comment
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 I see the poll has gone 
 
 It was 10 yes, 16 no at close of play in the small hours of the morning  Comment
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