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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I have been known to turn lesbians straight!
    Straight off sex?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Errm.

      Heeeellllooooooooooooo?

      Wavey, wavey?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        No, he was a big bugger with a shaved head. Anyway, being English, when he asked if I wanted him to move I just said "Oh, thanks very much" despite the fact that I'd been cursing him silently for an hour
        Chimp, having met you - I can imagine it happening just like that... you are a proper gentleman
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          WOW!!! Life as a contractor, eh?

          Keeping sports cars just for storing your rubbish.

          How kewl is that?
          I think I meant porch!

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Errm.

            Heeeellllooooooooooooo?

            Wavey, wavey?


            How are you?

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Straight off sex?
              ouch!

              If they do lesbian sex it is wasted anyway - though I feel compelled to watch to see how much of a waste it is.

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Chimp, having met you - I can imagine it happening just like that... you are a proper gentleman

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  One of the advantages of driving a large, powerful but very old car, is I have no qualms any more about pushing ohther cars out of the way with it.

                  No claims bonus? Wossat? I ain't got one to lose, so why care?
                  old cars are best! no worries about dents!

                  What was your last claim?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    old cars are best! no worries about dents!

                    What was your last claim?
                    #110100
                    BrilloPad
                    Godlike

                    century

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      No, he was a big bugger with a shaved head. Anyway, being English, when he asked if I wanted him to move I just said "Oh, thanks very much" despite the fact that I'd been cursing him silently for an hour
                      The best way! If you wanted to punish him - put on your hoodie, hurl a brick at the car and run!

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