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Straight off sex?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Errm.
Heeeellllooooooooooooo?
Wavey, wavey?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNo, he was a big bugger with a shaved head. Anyway, being English, when he asked if I wanted him to move I just said "Oh, thanks very much" despite the fact that I'd been cursing him silently for an hour
Chimp, having met you - I can imagine it happening just like that... you are a proper gentleman
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWOW!!! Life as a contractor, eh?
Keeping sports cars just for storing your rubbish.
How kewl is that?
I think I meant porch!
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostErrm.
Heeeellllooooooooooooo?
Wavey, wavey?

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ouch!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStraight off sex?
If they do lesbian sex it is wasted anyway - though I feel compelled to watch to see how much of a waste it is.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Chimp, having met you - I can imagine it happening just like that... you are a proper gentleman 
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old cars are best! no worries about dents!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOne of the advantages of driving a large, powerful but very old car, is I have no qualms any more about pushing ohther cars out of the way with it.
No claims bonus? Wossat? I ain't got one to lose, so why care?
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#110100Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postold cars are best! no worries about dents!
What was your last claim?
BrilloPad
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The best way! If you wanted to punish him - put on your hoodie, hurl a brick at the car and run!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNo, he was a big bugger with a shaved head. Anyway, being English, when he asked if I wanted him to move I just said "Oh, thanks very much" despite the fact that I'd been cursing him silently for an hour
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