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    #id
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    14) Practice. A lot. After about 40 years you'll get quite good.

    14) After about 40 years your eyes will be f*cked!

    Also, you forgot to "tin" the wires...

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      #id
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      Right, lunchtime over, I'm going back to work....
      I'm eating my salad at my desk
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #id
        "Special Delivery" my donkey
        "Your item is currently progressing through our network for delivery.

        "To check your item's progress please come back later."

        It should be here by now! FFS, Royal Mail!

        I'm going to write to the Queen to complain about her useless minions

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          #id
          Time to get the car out, methinks - later denizens

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Developments... one has just appeared... he's doing an assignment right this very minute... needs hand holding for the simplest things...

            If you hold their hands they'll never learn...they can only learn by DOING stuff.
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #id
              Hail Drivellites

              I’ve just discovered the jokes thread – flipping spiffing what!
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                #id
                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                Hail Drivellites

                I’ve just discovered the jokes thread – flipping spiffing what!
                Hello Jog
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #id


                  Now the car's sick...

                  The glass has come loose on the offside front headlight - the bonnet holds it in place at one edge, otherwise it would have fallen off by now

                  I don't think it could come out while driving, but it's going to distort the beam, which makes it illegal

                  Looks like my nice drive in the country is going to be a nice drive to the garage instead

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                    Now the car's sick...

                    The glass has come loose on the offside front headlight - the bonnet holds it in place at one edge, otherwise it would have fallen off by now

                    I don't think it could come out while driving, but it's going to distort the beam, which makes it illegal

                    Looks like my nice drive in the country is going to be a nice drive to the garage instead
                    Sorry to hear that
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hello Jog
                      Hurroooh!

                      This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts.
                      haven't had one of those for a while
                      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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