test please delete

[AndyGarbs]

Bye Chimp, I've missed you..... don't be working so hard

sorry CM

[Sockpuppet]

Honestly - I don't understand why more women don't enjoy it - I know Chimp and BP aren't into their sport but I couldn't imagine not watching sport - I'd have sky sports here but the girls would have a fit... they moan enough when the 6 nations are on

Depends what sport you are on about. I can't stand watching football / rugby. I'd rather be playing them. I will however watch tractor pulls on the tv

nah - it is cos she loves you! women only put up with footie for men.....

Prepare for a beating if I were you.

gf says that my hating sport of tv is one of my best qualities! now if she could get me to enjoy (or even tolerate) shopping she would be really pleased....

Just put up with. Muttering under your breath "the sex will be worth it....the sex will be worth it."

I went to pick up a new double bed for a mate (female) a while back. Got to the place.

Bloke: "So how do you know this friend then...girlfriend or has she managed to rope you into marriage."

Me: "Oh, she's married just not to me. Oh, we're not having an affair either."

He looked like a three year old who you'd just introduced the concept of fractions to.

also she has started drinking coffee more than usual

sometimes 6 cups a day ???

She's pregnant. It's yours.

Maybe not gold - but deffo in the running for a bronze

See, you wouldn't need to run if you'd have spent that £500 on those shoes.

Oi - no wimmin bashing....

Why not.

I am, I am - he's just phoned me.... I was late on Friday so gonna try to be early today

There is not such thing as being fashionably early. Get your own back. Turn up pissed and act like a tw*t.

[Lucy]

nothing to see here

[NickFitz]

Turn up pissed and act like a tw*t.

I think that's probably what she was going to do anyway

[NickFitz]

I really must stop browsing through my Amazon recommendations - I've just spent another £60, to add to the £280 I spent on Friday

[BrilloPad]

I really must stop browsing through my Amazon recommendations - I've just spent another £60, to add to the £280 I spent on Friday

On books? I hope they were technie stuff...

[BrilloPad]

Just put up with. Muttering under your breath "the sex will be worth it....the sex will be worth it."

She has never said no yet...

[BrilloPad]

I am, I am - he's just phoned me.... I was late on Friday so gonna try to be early today

No wonder he got drunk!

[NickFitz]

On books? I hope they were technie stuff...

Books (some techy, many not), DVDs (many of black and white films), CDs, and £200 for the complete 1:50000 OS map of the UK on memory cards for my handheld GPS thingy

[BrilloPad]

Books (some techy, many not), DVDs (many of black and white films), CDs, and £200 for the complete 1:50000 OS map of the UK on memory cards for my handheld GPS thingy

If I win the lottery I intend to buy every single OS map for the UK....