test please delete

[Diver]

I just introduced myself.

Get rid of that bloody stupid avatar. It makes you look silly.

It's a defence mechanism, who is going to attack a cute baby

[Diver]

Randy Moose

[Jog On]

hail drivellites -

[Diver]

hail drivellites -

Morning Jog

[NickFitz]

Evening denizens

Leicester Square Tube station was closed and surrounded by fire engines and Police vans, so I had to trog on up to Tottenham Court Road

I figured that from there I could, if the Charing Cross branch was entirely closed, get the Central to Oxford Circus and thence the Victoria to Euston where I'd be able to get a train that had come via the Bank branch of the Northern.

However it transpired that the trains were still running, suggesting that Leicester Square was closed and surrounded because somebody had left a half-empty can of Fanta in the wrong place

Ho hum

[NickFitz]

According to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.

Anybody ever tried this?

Maybe I should set up a poll

[Diver]

According to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.

Anybody ever tried this?

Maybe I should set up a poll

Not me!

Not that sad really

[Jog On]

According to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.

Anybody ever tried this?

Maybe I should set up a poll

I do miss the city-

I could participate but my easy life (as it is now) is fully worth it.

[NickFitz]

Now back to the New Zealand Police programme... some 16 year old crashed into somebody's garden fence. When they wanted to know where his parents were, he said they were at church... so they went to the church, hauled his parents out of the service, and arranged for him to be sent back the next morning to repair the fence

The householder whose fence it was being satisfied with the quality of the repairs, "no further action was taken".

Works for me

[NickFitz]

Not me!

Not that sad really

Hi Diver

With all those nurses you have trying to keep up with you, you have no need of a modern telecommunications appliance