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Originally posted by AtW View PostOk lads, hurry up - lets get this thread to 99,999 pronto so that I could finish it with my 100,000th post and moderators could delete it to hell.
They wouldn't - would they?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Got that, folks? AtW makes all the rules now.Originally posted by AtW View PostOk, less than 200 posts to go, at 30 seconds delay between each this means one poster would take 100 minutes to hit the point, hmm, that's not a lot - I was planning to go to bed early, so lets get on with it people -
Consecutive posts are now allowed!
... Up to 99,999.
Ignore the past 99,800 messages.
We do as we says until he gets the 100,000. OK?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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You got that right sister.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGot that, folks? AtW makes all the rules now.
Ignore the past 99,800 messages.
We do as we says until he gets the 100,000. OK?

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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostCockerels are loud.
Noddyerels
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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What time do you think the day shift have to all be in bed?Originally posted by Diver View PostI am rapidly running out of people to wind up!
and I'm not allowed to do it in tpd
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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But be careful on the bends else you'll skiddel and crashel.Originally posted by AtW View PostDrivel faster!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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My misses found I had been looking at Lucy Pinder pictures in my IE history thought I was going to get a slap
but she didnt mind 
More useless info, I got a new bed couple of days ago cost a fortune but its so comfy Ive started to go to bed earlier as its soooo nice
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