test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

stick with me! I will turn you into an investment banker yet...

I'd have to have a scruplectomy first.

[BrowneIssue]

Nah, he's OK - I'll just have to fix up my preparser. It's already having to clear up enough silliness that another dodgy character to watch out for won't be a problem

Would a wildcard on member's name be easier?

[BrowneIssue]

Showing off your new avatar?

#98789





Well done!

[BrowneIssue]

Thanks, but it wouldn't help much on a Linux server

I'll download the source of Richard Stallman's GNU-handwavery and recompile the kernel...

You should have said. If you want open source handwavery, you need a copy of the penn+teller libraries.




(Either that or contact the genie in the LAMP)

[BrowneIssue]

Nah! you can grow flowers and sh!t in windows boxes

Windows box!





You should be genuinely ashamed of yourself for that one!

[zeitghost]

Should I mention here that today is the War Criminal's Avatar's birthday... he's 78...

[BrowneIssue]

Nah! you can grow flowers and sh!t in windows boxes

One day, the continuous stationer printer by my desk screwed up and the paper came off the sprockets in the middle of my code listing. I muttered and cursed under my breath.

A very old colleague - with no sense of humour at all - muttered back "It's no good on toast either".

It was about 2 weeks later I worked that out.

[BrowneIssue]

Mrs Miggins' Pie Shoppe...

"Zis sausage looks like an 'orse's..."

[BrowneIssue]

Should I mention here that today is the War Criminal's Avatar's birthday... he's 78...

Should we be throwing polystyrene boxes in celebration?

Or singing about LSD?

Edit: boulders

[NickFitz]

The single huge advantage XHTML has over HTML is that XHTML can be parsed by anything (or any language) with an XML parser.

Yes, but the problem is that roughly 99% to 99.5% of the XHTML one encounters in the wild is not well-formed, so you can't actually parse it at all.