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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'll leave it an exercise for the reader what they want to do with the QUOTE lines. (Of which I have removed the first '[' and final ']'.
QUOTE=An Official Drivel Monitor][/QUOTE
Drivel alert!
This Generalist is drivelling.
Move this thread the Light-Relief at once!
Drivel alert!
I have it saved and ready to use...Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostReal Time™. Those were the days.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThats cos you are out of practice!
The Top Drivellers statistic is:
TPD posts divided by CUK posts
but CUK posts is now incorrect. The tricky bit is deciding upon an alternative.
I have a few in mind...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostCocktail Recipe Suggestion
Southern Comfort & Babycham
You will thank me for this.
Ingredients:
- one bottle Southern Comfort
- one pack of Babycham (at least 12 bottles)
- a spouse, girlfriend, lustee, etc.
Method:
1. Mix Southern Comfort and Babycham at about 1:2 ratio over ice.
2. Drink.
3. Experiment with different ratios to see what you like best.
4. Practice making babies.
Southern Comfort & Babycham tastes like a soft drink. It is absolutely gorgeous. It slips down a treat and makes the girls go giggly. Before you know it the bottle is empty and there's underwear on the carpet.
Try it this weekend and you will thank me for it.
Thats why I am posting in tpd - to avoid having sex....Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYeah, an ultra-violet mouse would be really kewl!Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostComputers, eh?
Can't live with 'em.
Can't get an income without 'em.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAlas I am far far too good at point 4 - I already have 3. no more please!
Thats why I am posting in tpd - to avoid having sex....Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt's not just that.
The Top Drivellers statistic is:
TPD posts divided by CUK posts
but CUK posts is now incorrect. The tricky bit is deciding upon an alternative.
I have a few in mind...Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI am truly amazed that you can make such an outrageous boast and be appealing for sympathy!Comment
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