test please delete

[BrilloPad]

I was sorting through a load of floppy disks today, and found one marked Virus.Bat

It is a little dos prog I wrote many years ago. My brother in law had just purchased his first computer.
He asked me If I had any programs he could use/load.

I quickly knocked up a little batch file and embedded it in a shareware game

Two hours after I dropped the disks off to him, I got a phone call.

BIL - I've got a virus on my computer off those disks you lent me!!!
Me - How do you know you have a virus?
BIL - Coz the screen went black and big writing has come up, telling me so!!!
Me - What does it say?
BIL - VIRUS WARNING! VIRUS WARNING! do not switch off your computer, do not operate/use your mouse or keyboard.
Me - Press Esc
BIL - No!! it says not to touch the keyboard.
Me - just press Esc and tell me what is says.
Bil - okay-it shows a big smiley face and says Sucker! I had you
Me - Hysterical laughter
Bil- !!!!. #*###*...**#*# When I get my #>*~!*# hands on you, you!..............................etc

Brilliant

[BrilloPad]

The only games I play, are mind games on here

and I thought you were a straight guy - like me...

[BrilloPad]

No! Next!

right! new tpd rule! no saying "no next"!!

[BrilloPad]

Quite right too. Otherwise you'd burn your willy on the exhaust.

I always do it early in the morning. also stops the neighbours seeing...

[BrilloPad]

I think I might do double score - my 10,000th post and 100,000th post here.

http://www.thefaqqer.com/TPD_key_posts.txt

09999 - DS23 10000 - n5gooner 10001 - The Lone Gunman

And if you mean your own post count, LR posts do not count! Don't you pay attention?

[BrilloPad]

So will I be.

I have to write some financial reports, produce a financial period situation document and do a payment run.

I.e., 3 month-ends, my VAT return and scribble the VAT cheque.

This sort of post should be in the accounting forum!

Please post more drivel...

[BrilloPad]

#97900
BrowneIssue
Fingers like lightning

century

[Diver]

Morning all

[Diver]

Off out today. going down to finish off the BTL we're letting out next week.

[BrilloPad]

anybody home?

well you aren't - not since the ask beaker thread...