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    #id
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I was sorting through a load of floppy disks today, and found one marked Virus.Bat

    It is a little dos prog I wrote many years ago. My brother in law had just purchased his first computer.
    He asked me If I had any programs he could use/load.

    I quickly knocked up a little batch file and embedded it in a shareware game

    Two hours after I dropped the disks off to him, I got a phone call.

    BIL - I've got a virus on my computer off those disks you lent me!!!
    Me - How do you know you have a virus?
    BIL - Coz the screen went black and big writing has come up, telling me so!!!
    Me - What does it say?
    BIL - VIRUS WARNING! VIRUS WARNING! do not switch off your computer, do not operate/use your mouse or keyboard.
    Me - Press Esc
    BIL - No!! it says not to touch the keyboard.
    Me - just press Esc and tell me what is says.
    Bil - okay-it shows a big smiley face and says Sucker! I had you
    Me - Hysterical laughter
    Bil- !!!!. #*###*...**#*# When I get my #>*~!*# hands on you, you!..............................etc

    Brilliant

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      #id
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      The only games I play, are mind games on here
      and I thought you were a straight guy - like me...

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        No! Next!
        right! new tpd rule! no saying "no next"!!

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Quite right too. Otherwise you'd burn your willy on the exhaust.
          I always do it early in the morning. also stops the neighbours seeing...

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            #id
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            I think I might do double score - my 10,000th post and 100,000th post here.
            http://www.thefaqqer.com/TPD_key_posts.txt

            09999 - DS23 10000 - n5gooner 10001 - The Lone Gunman

            And if you mean your own post count, LR posts do not count! Don't you pay attention?

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              So will I be.

              I have to write some financial reports, produce a financial period situation document and do a payment run.

              I.e., 3 month-ends, my VAT return and scribble the VAT cheque.
              This sort of post should be in the accounting forum!

              Please post more drivel...

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                #id
                #97900
                BrowneIssue
                Fingers like lightning

                century

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                  #id
                  Morning all
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #id
                    Off out today. going down to finish off the BTL we're letting out next week.
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by beaker View Post
                      anybody home?
                      well you aren't - not since the ask beaker thread...

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