test please delete

[Diver]

Out your way, I mean...

Oh!

I can give the shack a call tomorrow and find out. Most them are web page wizards or hardware geeks though. but they may know of someone.

[EqualOpportunities]

Oh!

I can give the shack a call tomorrow and find out. Most them are web page wizards or hardware geeks though. but they may know of someone.

Brilliant mate, thanks - I need 5. Permies

[Diver]

Brilliant mate, thanks - I need 5. Permies

I'll be Java literate by Tuesday. I'll take four of those perm positions on myself, single handed just need one more to do the actual work

[EqualOpportunities]

I'll be Java literate by Tuesday. I'll take four of those perm positions on myself, single handed just need one more to do the actual work

I know what you mean - and I know you could do it even with one hand... But it's bums on seats mentality with this particular client

[Diver]

I was sorting through a load of floppy disks today, and found one marked Virus.Bat

It is a little dos prog I wrote many years ago. My brother in law had just purchased his first computer.
He asked me If I had any programs he could use/load.

I quickly knocked up a little batch file and embedded it in a shareware game

Two hours after I dropped the disks off to him, I got a phone call.

BIL - I've got a virus on my computer off those disks you lent me!!!
Me - How do you know you have a virus?
BIL - Coz the screen went black and big writing has come up, telling me so!!!
Me - What does it say?
BIL - VIRUS WARNING! VIRUS WARNING! do not switch off your computer, do not operate/use your mouse or keyboard.
Me - Press Esc
BIL - No!! it says not to touch the keyboard.
Me - just press Esc and tell me what is says.
Bil - okay-it shows a big smiley face and says Sucker! I had you
Me - Hysterical laughter
Bil- !!!!. #*###*...**#*# When I get my #>*~!*# hands on you, you!..............................etc

Brilliant

[Diver]

I know what you mean - and I know you could do it even with one hand... But it's bums on seats mentality with this particular client

I'd be on cuk all day anyway

[EqualOpportunities]

I'd be on cuk all day anyway

I can most probably get that written into the contract

[Diver]

I can most probably get that written into the contract

System.out.println("8hrs min cuk participation compulsary");

Erk! we now have hailstones and high wind

[Diver]

What's the average rate for a Java Developer anyway?

[EqualOpportunities]

What's the average rate for a Java Developer anyway?

Well these positions are Java Support Analysts, based in S. Wales. £26k - £36k.