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    Bumped to the top of the forum again.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      http://www.visit4info.com/ very good site for TV adds from around the world.
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        Daleks star in porn movie

        The Sun reports today that there is outrage at the BBC that a porn movie has been made starring some Daleks.

        "They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers," the paper says, before quoting a spokesman for the estate of the Dalek creator Terry Nation: "The reason the Daleks are the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures. It's simple, Daleks do not do porn."

        It adds: "Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: 'It's outrageous to think of them touching up naked women - Daleks just don't behave like that.'"

        And should anyone have any difficulty in thinking of them touching up naked women, the Sun is of course there to help. Four separate pictures of Daleks chasing girls and groping them with their plungers. Sexterminate is the headline, of course.
        I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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          Sexterminate is good, but I quite like exsperminate...
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            The big green lizard rules!!!!!!

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                Zeit, we are all humbled by your persistance.


                Lets get this thread back up there.

                Why are so many of our regulars not posting here?
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  because for a change they may be working

                  I spy with my eye yada yada yada

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                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    here we go again

                    custard

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                      Originally posted by Fortune Green

                      Aha! Zeitghost is actually being controlled by Fortune Green by means of a thumb stuffed up his arse! Great ventriloquism Fortune, do you do childrens parties?
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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