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    #id
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Tonight?? With the techie guy cleaning your undercarriage, me turning you into a human buffet and churchy covering the rear, I'd be surprised if you don't pass out inside the hour!

    Anyone seen where those hundreds and thousands went?
    I've got them. When the custard VAT is ready for the fight, I will sprinkle them on top.

    Anyone got a cherry?

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      #id
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Hmmmnnnn I saw that floozie trying to flirt with him.... you know who I mean. The Bear belongs to me.... no one better forget that
      AtW?

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        #id
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Tonight?? With the techie guy cleaning your undercarriage, me turning you into a human buffet and churchy covering the rear, I'd be surprised if you don't pass out inside the hour!

        Anyone seen where those hundreds and thousands went?
        Oh RH, you always make tea come out of my nose.... in a good way
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          "that floozie"

          She PMed me to say she wants him - and will you for him.

          Anyone got any custard?
          Well, does she know that I am an expert in Karate?

          I'd so take her in a fight
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #id
            CM just took the cherry.

            Custard! Excellent. Line up those vodka jelly shots, good, now stand back...

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              #id
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                #id
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                CM just took the cherry.

                Custard! Excellent. Line up those vodka jelly shots, good, now stand back...
                Churchill has my cherry
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  Hello sweetheart, where HAVE you been?
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #id
                    So, let's take stock...

                    Tea, ice-cream toppings, custard, jelly, 1 cherry (stolen), whipped cream, banana slices, jelly tots... all good stuff.

                    Now where can I put this creme egg?

                    And who brought the chocolate sprinkles? Uch, they're not chocolate sprinkles. Bleh.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Well, does she know that I am an expert in Karate?

                      I'd so take her in a fight
                      She keeps very fit with all that horse riding. And is only 19.

                      Do you want to do this fighting bare breated or with weapons? If you bought your paddle I bet she could bring her riding crop.

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