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    #id
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    TF has disappeared and there is a man waiting outside the office doors
    Its either FaQ or the police

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      #id
      Originally posted by Katie View Post
      It could be him! Morning/Afternoon everyone! xx
      hi Katie

      Doing anything nice this weekend?

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        #id
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        Its either FaQ or the police
        Not going to find out - went out back way via fire escape - last time I spoke to police I told them to p**s off.

        But they were silly enough to make me if I had planned a demo at Royal Ascot - like I would tell them...

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          #id
          It's smutty Friday, it's TPD - where are you all? What are you playing at?

          CM - pass me man's first supersonic device and the squirty cream, let's get down to it.

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            #id
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            It's smutty Friday, it's TPD - where are you all? What are you playing at?

            CM - pass me man's first supersonic device and the squirty cream, let's get down to it.
            Hi RH

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/489723-post96435.html

            But I warn you now - the techie guy went under her desk 3 hours ago for a fiddle and is still down there. Preventative maintenance?

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              #id
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              It's smutty Friday, it's TPD - where are you all? What are you playing at?

              CM - pass me man's first supersonic device and the squirty cream, let's get down to it.
              Oh RH - between you techie guy, and Churchill - I'll be knackered tonight
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #id
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Oh RH - between you techie guy, and Churchill - I'll be knackered tonight
                I can't wait to see Bear's reaction when he reads this.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I can't wait to see Bear's reaction when he reads this.
                  Hmmmnnnn I saw that floozie trying to flirt with him.... you know who I mean. The Bear belongs to me.... no one better forget that
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Oh RH - between you techie guy, and Churchill - I'll be knackered tonight
                    Tonight?? With the techie guy cleaning your undercarriage, me turning you into a human buffet and churchy covering the rear, I'd be surprised if you don't pass out inside the hour!

                    Anyone seen where those hundreds and thousands went?

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hmmmnnnn I saw that floozie trying to flirt with him.... you know who I mean. The Bear belongs to me.... no one better forget that
                      "that floozie"

                      She PMed me to say she wants him - and will you for him.

                      Anyone got any custard?

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