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Hey AGOriginally posted by AndyGarbs View Postclientco wanted some analysis doing
just caught up
hello everyone
i am going home early as bear
hello cm
hello katie
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Have you got my fave? none of those yukky fishermans friends I hope...Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Do you want a sweetie...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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How about crushed nuts...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
no I can't think of any - please elucidate?
Though as my daughter is 5 maybe that is a bad idea...
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Indeed.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostStroking a nice pussy before bed. Perfick.
Very relaxing...
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I feel for you, I have been there. Luck we were on CUK holiday at the time. One day I laughed so much I snorted coffee all over my keyboard,Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostIm still bored jack sh*t to do ..... no shops close by so cant even pop out, all surfed out, just gone for a walk around the office to see if I can find somewhere safe for a sleep but nothing. I want to play with stuff on my PC here but no admin rights grrrrr so cant install anything, roll on 6pm
I think it might been a bit of a give away I had nothing to do.
About 2 min later someone came over to give me something to do, I still had not stopped laughing enough to answer him.
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07 March: A fire has devastated 2 hectares of forest. Police search for the arsonist.Originally posted by Bear View PostBloody arsonists
So Diver was "off to the hospital" eh. No wonder he left carrying a can of petrol and matches...Comment
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