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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Because I questioned the point of the counting thread and am a troll apparently. Perhaps time for another counselling session for BP methinks.
    But I ate the last councillor!

    Tried that loads of times - alas I need a practical outlet for my emotions. like wearing spandex.

    I once tried anti-depressant drugs - they made me really really really depressed. Never ever again.

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      Originally posted by Katie View Post
      They understand I'm out to have a good time not impress anyone! I think they prefer the chainsaw one though because I ALWAYS end up punching someone... by mistake!
      Was that your defence in court?

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        Originally posted by tay View Post
        Find you backbone Xeno, you seem to have left it behind when you became a poxy TPD sycophant.
        I had hopes for you young padawan, but yuo have just turned into a nerd flirter like the rest of these sad gits.
        Aha! We have our first candidate for the Furby Drill Experience!

        <thwack of rubber glove, gibbergibbergibber noises>

        Don't bother with the lube, Xen - this one doesn't need it.

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Aha! We have our first candidate for the Furby Drill Experience!

          <thwack of rubber glove, gibbergibbergibber noises>
          I wish tay wouldn't sugar things up. I wish he would just come out and say it like it is.

          Oh, wait...
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            I wish tay wouldn't sugar things up. I wish he would just come out and say it like it is.

            Oh, wait...
            I just hope Tay doesn't look back about my Maori comments to CM last night...

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              good point. wrestling in jelly can give you hand injuries. is this how Diver hurt his hand and he is too to say?

              Don't you prefer chocolate to jelly/cheese?

              What are you eating for lunch today?

              Jelly with fruit in, a prawn salad and an apple juice with a straw!

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Was that your defence in court?
                Yes and I didn't go to jail either!

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                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/479636-post91940.html

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                    Originally posted by Katie View Post
                    Yes and I didn't go to jail either!
                    So you bribed the judge then?

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Aha! We have our first candidate for the Furby Drill Experience!

                      <thwack of rubber glove, gibbergibbergibber noises>

                      Don't bother with the lube, Xen - this one doesn't need it.
                      Have you ever set a furby on fire? Or put it in the microwave?! It is hilarious!

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