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The Hamster!! Accident... yeah yeah whatever! You did it on purpose! I can't believe you you make me
I'd never do anything like that on purpose. It was an accident, really. I was mucking about, winding the gf up, pretending to put the hamster in the dishwasher, the waste disposal unit, the toaster etc... when I chucked it into the open microwave and shut the door...
Now, at home, with our microwave, you have to shut the door then tap in the time then hit start. This was one of those that just starts the moment you shut the door if the dial is set.
My former gf's face dropped in horror (I was facing her) and I heard the oven start up, there was a 'shock' moment and I span round and opened the door, and, er, handed her (slightly warmer) hamster back to her.
I remember being very apologetic while trying my best not to burst with laughter.
How did the hamster get in the microwave?!?! You bunch of saddistic men! Is this your attempt at trying to feel manly and in control?!?! My microwaving hamster or (in BP's case.. i'm assuming) carrying out cruel and painful acts on them!
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