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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Hi, Diver, are you now wireless?

    Did you see the Queen?
    No! they wouldn't take the wires out because of the excessive inflammation.

    I have to go back next Thursday
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      I never realized until recently how much a judges comments affect the sentence you will serve.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        So you bribed the judge then?
        Yes, I told him that if he sent me to jail I would make him drown in Jelly with little bits of cheese entwined!

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I never realized until recently how much a judges comments affect the sentence you will serve.
          A mate told me how he was sentence to 9 months (minimum judge could impose) and should have served 6 months - but served 11 weeks cos judge said he should not have to go to prison atall.

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            Katie - you want me to set fire to the spinning, gibbering Furby before I insert it into Tay??? That's harsh.

            Can't be funnier than microwaving a hamster - which I inadvertently did once, poor thing.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              A mate told me how he was sentence to 9 months (minimum judge could impose) and should have served 6 months - but served 11 weeks cos judge said he should not have to go to prison atall.
              And that was after servinging 6 years (of a 9 year stretch) for armed robbey. He did the 6 years in dartmoor. Loved it inside - free grub, nice people - came out very much rested.

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                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Katie - you want me to set fire to the spinning, gibbering Furby before I insert it into Tay??? That's harsh.

                Can't be funnier than microwaving a hamster - which I inadvertently did once, poor thing.
                You Sicko!

                I don't know Tay so you never know he might deserve it! If you had suggested we do that to Xen a couple of days ago I would of said yes he did but now I wouldn't!

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                  Originally posted by Katie View Post
                  Yes, I told him that if he sent me to jail I would make him drown in Jelly with little bits of cheese entwined!
                  do rude things to him

                  HTH

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                    Originally posted by tay View Post
                    Find you backbone Xeno, you seem to have left it behind when you became a poxy TPD sycophant.
                    I had hopes for you young padawan, but yuo have just turned into a nerd flirter like the rest of these sad gits.

                    you

                    your

                    Please tell us they haven't allowed you to breed
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Katie View Post
                      You Sicko!
                      What? The Furby fireball, or the hamster? Seriously, the hamster was an accident.

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