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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwell done on breaking your cherry.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostJust checked on google earth, where the hell are they?
the damned map kept zooming in on Scunthorpe
I think the only way to get Mrs BP going is a trip to bluewater...Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI haven't checked out the picture - is it one of realityhack??
CM - pass a ferret and that tub of Vaseline.
<puts on a rubber glove>Comment
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Originally posted by Katie View PostDon't be so disgusting!Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIn the stocks for you, chum.
CM - pass a ferret and that tub of Vaseline.
<puts on a rubber glove>swarfega
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIn the stocks for you, chum.
CM - pass a ferret and that tub of Vaseline.
<puts on a rubber glove>
<one tub of vaseline and one squirrel - couldn't find a ferret>
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Lundy Fastnet Irish Sea:
West or southwest 5 to 7, occasionally gale 8. Rough or very rough. rain then showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor...
<screaming, distressed squirrel noises, sound of Champagne corks popping>
Shannon Rockall Malin Hebrides:
Southerly veering westerly 6 to gale 8, occasionally severe gale 9. rough or very rough, occasionally high later. Rain then squally showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor...Comment
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