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Who's that on yer backOriginally posted by Katie View PostSorry I was uploading phto's so I could change my profile picture!
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So your horse just stops short and tips you into the fence then?Originally posted by Katie View PostNope, we never have knock downs!
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The only time he'll stop is if it is practically impossible for him to do it otherwise he is very honest and will jump anything put in front of him!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo your horse just stops short and tips you into the fence then?Comment
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Diver - open the Champagne - CM, get the Red Bull - Scourer, open that box of party streamers - Zeity, get some music on (none of that Arturian rave rubbish) and Katie - come over here and let me read the shipping forecast to you for a while...
"Viking North Utsire:
Northwesterly 4 or 5 backing southerly 5 to 7, perhaps gale 8 later. very rough or high. Occasional rain. Good becoming moderate or poor.
South Utsire:
Northwesterly backing southerly 5 to 7. Very rough or high. Occasional rain. Good becoming moderate or poor..."Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostTop Ho me hearties - it's a bally well bloody brilliant day hey ho? Now grab me that bottle of brandy and sit here on my knee and tell me a story about the good old days, like the bestest brilliant chums that we are.
Actually - on second thoughts - don't sit on my knee.
git
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Once upon a time, there were nowt but green fields round ere.Originally posted by realityhack View PostTop Ho me hearties - it's a bally well bloody brilliant day hey ho? Now grab me that bottle of brandy and sit here on my knee and tell me a story about the good old days, like the bestest brilliant chums that we are.
Actually - on second thoughts - don't sit on my knee.
Then the newbies ruined it all.
I wish it was as fun as it used to be, before people like me came along.
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Get her offOriginally posted by Katie View PostHa Ha!
I don't know but get her off!
This is a respectable thread young lady.
CM! cover your eyes dear
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How did you know?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, he's been quiet today.
Maybe he's working?
are you sitting behind me?
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