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    #84641
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    It's spooky, isn't it?


    crawls to bathroom and sticks head down pan >flush< ok now
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #84642
      Originally posted by Katie View Post
      Sorry I was uploading phto's so I could change my profile picture!
      Who's that on yer back
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #84643
        Originally posted by Katie View Post
        Nope, we never have knock downs!
        So your horse just stops short and tips you into the fence then?

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          #84644
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          So your horse just stops short and tips you into the fence then?
          The only time he'll stop is if it is practically impossible for him to do it otherwise he is very honest and will jump anything put in front of him!

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            #84645
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Who's that on yer back
            Ha Ha!

            I don't know but get her off!

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              #84646
              Diver - open the Champagne - CM, get the Red Bull - Scourer, open that box of party streamers - Zeity, get some music on (none of that Arturian rave rubbish) and Katie - come over here and let me read the shipping forecast to you for a while...


              "Viking North Utsire:
              Northwesterly 4 or 5 backing southerly 5 to 7, perhaps gale 8 later. very rough or high. Occasional rain. Good becoming moderate or poor.

              South Utsire:
              Northwesterly backing southerly 5 to 7. Very rough or high. Occasional rain. Good becoming moderate or poor..."

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                #84647
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Top Ho me hearties - it's a bally well bloody brilliant day hey ho? Now grab me that bottle of brandy and sit here on my knee and tell me a story about the good old days, like the bestest brilliant chums that we are.

                Actually - on second thoughts - don't sit on my knee.
                git
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                  #84648
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Top Ho me hearties - it's a bally well bloody brilliant day hey ho? Now grab me that bottle of brandy and sit here on my knee and tell me a story about the good old days, like the bestest brilliant chums that we are.

                  Actually - on second thoughts - don't sit on my knee.
                  Once upon a time, there were nowt but green fields round ere.

                  Then the newbies ruined it all.

                  I wish it was as fun as it used to be, before people like me came along.

                  etc. etc. etc.
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                    #84649
                    Originally posted by Katie View Post
                    Ha Ha!

                    I don't know but get her off!
                    Get her off

                    This is a respectable thread young lady.

                    CM! cover your eyes dear

                    Shocking !!!
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #84650
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      No, he's been quiet today.

                      Maybe he's working?
                      How did you know? are you sitting behind me?

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