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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Hello chimp!

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      They liked the slices of pomegranate I put out though
      They would love cooled monkey brains for dessert

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Actually I could have easily walked from there - I've never thought anything of a half hour walk home, whether lovemaking was involved or not (usually not ).

        I used to frequently do hour long walks home from friends' places in the small hours of the morning, in the pouring rain... it's amazing what being on the dole in the Eighties can do for your resilience

        One time it would have taken me two hours or more after I took a bus to visit a friend in the country who'd forgotten I was coming and gone into the city... after the village pub closed I just popped into a nearby wood, built myself a fire and a bivvy, then went round in the morning and told her off
        As the parrot said to the vicar, That's the way to do it.

        Ex services then?
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          They would love cooled monkey brains for dessert
          You really really need to talk to someone with sufficient training in psychoanalysis
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Besides, Chimps are Apes not Monkeys
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              You really really need to talk to someone with sufficient training in psychoanalysis
              I take it you have not seen Indiana Jones and the Lost Temple?

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                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                I take it you have not seen Indiana Jones and the Lost Temple?
                Correct.

                Were there cold monkey brain eating squirrels in it then?
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Anyway, better crash... at least I've got something other than to show NewClientCorp in the morning

                  I think they'll be very pleased - they ought to be, I've been reading people's Masters theses to suss out how to get this damn thing working

                  But it now works splendidly, and also looks considerably better than they expected - I'm no graphic designer, but I can always Photoshop whatever the designer originally came up with into a useable user interface component... wot with usability being a bit of a thing of mine...

                  Night Diver

                  Night AtW if you're still there

                  Roll on Friday, when the Super Monkey Car shall whisk me home - it looks like it'll reach 160,000 miles over Easter weekend

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                    Cya Nick

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                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Hello chimp!
                      Hi AtW

                      And goodnight - I must crash now

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