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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Anyway, now that the wifi's working, I'm going to have to crash out soon

    The pretty brunette with the little beauty spot (a.k.a. small mole) on her left cheek was on the Tube tonight

    Turns out she's German.

    I know this because she appears to have found herself a German boyfriend and was conversing with him

    Ah well, she gets off three stops before me anyway - it would never have worked
    yeh! at this time of night it would have cost you a bomb in taxi's getting home after passionate lovemaking
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Greetings, salutations and felicitations



      Looks like the aversion therapy didn't work

      I must arrange to meet him at Fuzzy's one of these lunchtimes
      Get him wrecked and cheer him up or calm him down
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        ???

        Oh! he lost it earlier, I remember now
        That's what happens when they go out to party and get themselves in the wrong places coming home... I've spent up to a minute searching for before now, and even has sometimes escaped me for a number of seconds

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          That's what happens when they go out to party and get themselves in the wrong places coming home... I've spent up to a minute searching for before now, and even has sometimes escaped me for a number of seconds
          Same here
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            I shall be getting off to bed soon as well.
            pk's are kicking in
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              I thought they hibernated during the cold weather?
              Nope. Get them some nuts tomorrow! Or else!

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                I am so damned thirsty though. I've drunk 2 ltrs of milk since I logged in tonight
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  yeh! at this time of night it would have cost you a bomb in taxi's getting home after passionate lovemaking
                  Actually I could have easily walked from there - I've never thought anything of a half hour walk home, whether lovemaking was involved or not (usually not ).

                  I used to frequently do hour long walks home from friends' places in the small hours of the morning, in the pouring rain... it's amazing what being on the dole in the Eighties can do for your resilience

                  One time it would have taken me two hours or more after I took a bus to visit a friend in the country who'd forgotten I was coming and gone into the city... after the village pub closed I just popped into a nearby wood, built myself a fire and a bivvy, then went round in the morning and told her off

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                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Nope. Get them some nuts tomorrow! Or else!

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                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Nope. Get them some nuts tomorrow! Or else!
                      They have got nuts, they've got enough fricking nuts to burst an elephant. they just chuck em round the garden waiting for bacon rind.

                      Fussy eating squirrels

                      They liked the slices of pomegranate I put out though
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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