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 Just a reminderOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNot even a soapy tit ****? 
 
 That's going to be going round in my head now for days. Confusion is a natural state of being Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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 Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhen I was ickle, one of my Big Bruvvas was put in charge of providing my tea 'cos Mum & Dad were Going Out.
 
 My Big Bruvva had a Saturday job in a fish shop.
 
 So I had fish on toast.
 
 It tasted muddy and was full of tiny, soft bones. It was very unpleasant to eat.
 
 When I went to feed my goldfish in the garden pond - they had gone.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 The bastard.
 
 That was 35 years ago.
 
 I have a long memory.
 
 I still intend to piss in his grave. what did your parents say? what did your parents say?
 
 personally I would get revenge while he is still alive.Comment
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 Just bring plenty of booze, lets make it a memorable day for BIOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is IAP? sounds fun anyway! count me in. Confusion is a natural state of being Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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 And now the letter I have been putting off. From OHMS and marked "IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".
 
 My accounts are overdue.
 
 Very overdue.
 
 I'm in trouble with Companies House.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
 Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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 Originally posted by Diver View PostJust bring plenty of booze, lets make it a memorable day for BI  Diver's tablets Diver's tabletsComment
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 Companies House WebCheck
 
 Too right I'll fill in their survey...Access to the service is closed
 
 Companies House is available from Monday to Saturday 07:00 - 12 Midnight UK Time
 
 We are interested in your feedback on the availability of our on line services. Please click here to fill in our survey.
 
 
 COMPUTERS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF, YOU INCOMPETENT DICK-HEADS. Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all. Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
 Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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 sounds good. I can catch your tpd post count while you are in the clink!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAnd now the letter I have been putting off. From OHMS and marked "IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".
 
 My accounts are overdue.
 
 Very overdue.
 
 I'm in trouble with Companies House. 
 
 I do hope this is not a wilmslow moment - it might be a cheque from them...Comment
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 I have never understood why they close it at certain times. Maybe the government think computers are like people and need sleep.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostToo right I'll fill in their survey...
 
 COMPUTERS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF, YOU INCOMPETENT DICK-HEADS. Comment
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