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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Please place names below for IAP seminar Outing:

    Diver
    AtW
    CM
    BP
    NF
    Denny
    What is IAP? sounds fun anyway! count me in.

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Not even a soapy tit ****?

      That's going to be going round in my head now for days.
      Just a reminder
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        When I was ickle, one of my Big Bruvvas was put in charge of providing my tea 'cos Mum & Dad were Going Out.

        My Big Bruvva had a Saturday job in a fish shop.

        So I had fish on toast.

        It tasted muddy and was full of tiny, soft bones. It was very unpleasant to eat.

        When I went to feed my goldfish in the garden pond - they had gone.







        The bastard.

        That was 35 years ago.

        I have a long memory.

        I still intend to piss in his grave.
        what did your parents say?

        personally I would get revenge while he is still alive.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          What is IAP? sounds fun anyway! count me in.
          Just bring plenty of booze, lets make it a memorable day for BI
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            And now the letter I have been putting off. From OHMS and marked "IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".

            My accounts are overdue.

            Very overdue.

            I'm in trouble with Companies House.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Just bring plenty of booze, lets make it a memorable day for BI
              Diver's tablets

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                Companies House WebCheck

                Access to the service is closed

                Companies House is available from Monday to Saturday 07:00 - 12 Midnight UK Time

                We are interested in your feedback on the availability of our on line services. Please click here to fill in our survey.
                Too right I'll fill in their survey...

                COMPUTERS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF, YOU INCOMPETENT DICK-HEADS.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  And now the letter I have been putting off. From OHMS and marked "IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".

                  My accounts are overdue.

                  Very overdue.

                  I'm in trouble with Companies House.
                  sounds good. I can catch your tpd post count while you are in the clink!

                  I do hope this is not a wilmslow moment - it might be a cheque from them...

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Too right I'll fill in their survey...

                    COMPUTERS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF, YOU INCOMPETENT DICK-HEADS.
                    I have never understood why they close it at certain times. Maybe the government think computers are like people and need sleep.

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                      BrilloPad
                      Godlike

                      pali

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