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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSigns of a good relationship
AMDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post... the toilet flushers took a load of cash when I didn't expect it
I would have given them the whole lot in April if they'd let me, but they didn't let me
They were spectacularly cash-rich but moaned about being a poor, public sector type business.
They were staggeringly incompetent and inefficient too. Give me the public sector any day.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNo. Sorry.
You write better bug reports than I've seen in 20 years (except for mine!).
Ie.
Bug report
****ing Ba*****d thing has F****d up again, I told the ar***oles in development and F***ing procurement to tell the PM to go Screw himself and buy one off the f***ing shelf.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe only reason I mention this is to ensure that the next person to post after I crash out (which I shall do after posting this) will get a pali without even knowing until after they've postedOriginally posted by Diver View PostThank you hairy one#87278
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat's because I didn't even know there was a 7 a.m. on a Sunday morning. I thought it was still known as "Saturday night".Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThe wound is healing well now, but I've screwed up the nerves something awful. I hope they can sort them out.
If I run my finger across, I can feel my finger randomly jumping about and feeling like needles.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWell, I HAD to include NF's bit too, didn't I?#87278
Well done!
Morning BPConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI forgot to put sugar in my tea
I detest unsweetened teaDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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