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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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must have my sensible hat on
on a more cheery note i should be getting an extension to my contract soonMarriedComment
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tulip the bed. Another text.
What's a nice way of letting someone down gently (or no so gently). Took some girl on a few dates. I wasn't digging her so said we could just stay mates etc (read: leave me alone scary Wendy)
Now I must get at least 2 text messages a day from her asking me random tulip like "what are you doing now", "I missed you this week".
Really I'm running out of nice things sing to myself while ignoring her.
She really needs to stop boiling those bunnies. Although some of her texts are amusing its like she has a split personality.
One reads: "How's work. Still busy...<etc>".
Second reads: "Dammit I'm so silly the last thing you want to hear about is work at this time of the night. ... <etc>"
Its more scary than amusing now though.Comment
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Fark off!
"I've got a freaking cold but it could be worse. What's the last song you listened to".
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWhat's a nice way of letting someone down gently (or no so gently). Took some girl on a few dates. I wasn't digging her so said we could just stay mates etc (read: leave me alone scary Wendy)Comment
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Evening denizens
Having just spent about three-quarters of an hour composing a basic introduction to URL rewriting for JogOn over in Technical, I am now off to the pub
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Originally posted by AtW View PostGive her my mobile number and say you just got mobile upgraded and I will take care of it...Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDesperation AtW? You'll be buying an A3 next.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWell, I like A3s actually - nice cars, but I am thinking more of a 911 caliberComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post911? Its a ******* Porsche. Common and not that great.Comment
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