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Just wait until the next SatNav data update ...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAs soon as my hand is better, I am going to drag the chainsaw out and cut down the copse of trees at the back of the property.
I will feed the thinner branches through the shredder and cut the logs to size for the wood burner that I am installing in my workshop.
As soon as my hand is better, I am going to drag the chainsaw out and cut down the copse of toes at the back of the property.
I will feed the thinner bones through the shredder and cut the legs to size for the head burner that I am installing in my workshop.
HTH
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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There's a nice turning area just before the village so that lorries that get to the first unnavigable corner can turn around and go back the way they came.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostJust wait until the next SatNav data update ...
it's well posted and easy for the drivers to see that they can't make the switchback corner.
haven't seen one stuck there in the past two months anyway.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Ha Ha Ha!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
As soon as my hand is better, I am going to drag the chainsaw out and cut down the copse of toes at the back of the property.
I will feed the thinner bones through the shredder and cut the legs to size for the head burner that I am installing in my workshop.
HTH
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Morning 5xOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all
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I got a lecture one lunch time from a business analyst at PreviousClientCo about how computers can only count up to 2 and how they string all these 2s together to make bigger numbers.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's amazing how many "programmers" don't know anything about such stuff these days...
They taught him that at college.
So I tried telling him how an ALU works. He was having none of it.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Morning 5X!Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Wifey is up!
poor thing looks exhausted.
perhaps this is not the right time to suggest a bit of passion
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Good Heavens. A soapy tit ****. That takes me back many, many years!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostDistract... distract... it will only quicken the answer while you think of either coping a feel or the thought of a soapy tit ****
Thanks for the reminder...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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