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    Does it have Land and Stables plus a garage to hold 4 cars and 1 bike?
    How many batrooms?
    How may storeys?
    does the chimney smoke?
    does the oven cook food?
    what make is the washing machine?
    Are the neighbours easily wound up?
    Do you mind illicet activites in the house?
    Can it be sub-let?
    How long b4 'enry leaves?
    Hom much beer can you get in the fridge?
    Does it burn easily?
    Can pikeys use it for a while?
    what happend to the other sixth of a bedroom?
    umm errr

    now i'm bored
    nothing to add
    RSVP (although I dont really care if you dont)
    umm errrr

    come on lets keep it going!
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      ere Mrs, are you realy a Mrs or one of them Mr's in disguise?
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        slow day today, only 13 posts.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by DaveB
          slow day today, only 13 posts.
          just not good enough so make it 14 posts......
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            toes

            urm...
            http://ctoe.bolt.com/index.html

            work(ish) safe
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              I used to work with a bloke who went to the toilet to fart, instead of letting it go wherever he was like everyone else.

              I needed to get this off my chest, and this is just the place to do it.

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                You fart off your chest??


                Im sure there are many guys here who have wanted to see your avatars chest..


                I think you should put your bowel gas where your (avatars) breasts are, and 'show them the money'...


                Erm, actually ... time for a lie down, methinks...

                Normal cervix will be resumed shortly.
                Vieze Oude Man

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                  Stirling work Zeit, Stirling.

                  300 up well done everyone.

                  Next target is 500 so come on, want to get something off your chest (good idea wendi) or just spout some drivel. Here is the place to do it.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                    ... or just spout some drivel. Here is the place to do it.
                    Might as well put all my posts here then...
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      Originally posted by hyperD
                      Might as well put all my posts here then...
                      That's the spirit.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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