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Originally posted by Diver View PostNow , imagine unpacking a computer system from boxes, all the cables tangled in the bottom of a black bag. carrying the lot upstairs and putting the lot in place on a computer desk, untangling and connecting all the cables, setting up the broadband, running a telephone extension from the hall to an upstairs bedroom, and doing it all with one arm, left hand strapped firmly to your right shoulder and under the influence of strong painkillers that make you lethargic and dizzy
I am soaked with sweat and will have to take another shower once I have calmed down.
Hi! everyone
I'm back
'Ow's yer poorly 'and?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View Postpropose what you pervert
besides, you already have a beautiful busty bird at home.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou're not doing too badly...Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostIn the new house now = Total chaos
Stitches taken out yesterday, Wires will be pulled out of the bones on the 7th March. (edit)
Morning Ted
I think I'll put my head between my knees until I recover...Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View Post<looks down cleavage>
Eh? Sorry...did you say something?
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwill one yorkie do then?
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust curious in case Katie was going to proposeBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bear View PostGood morning all
How's things Diver?
The hand?
The house?
EtcComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHi, Diver (or should that be High Diver?)
'Ow's yer poorly 'and?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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