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You didn't want that semi-colon after the while(1), did you?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Have you read the Quantas airways sheet that BP put in the joke thread. it cracked me up
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Hello Diver!
<---- the famous Diver Smiley, that is.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Let me guess. Includes items like "Engine missing ... engine found after brief search" and "Autopilot does not work in OFF mode"?Originally posted by Diver View PostHave you read the Quantas airways sheet that BP put in the joke thread. it cracked me up
If so, my father-in-law can confirm it was old when he joined the RAF 30-odd years ago.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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You are back off to hospital today, aren't you?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Still brilliantOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostLet me guess. Includes items like "Engine missing ... engine found after brief search" and "Autopilot does not work in OFF mode"?
If so, my father-in-law can confirm it was old when he joined the RAF 30-odd years ago.
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Yes, all the way to Swansea Morriston burns and plastics unitOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYou are back off to hospital today, aren't you?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Do you get taken by the NHS or do you have to make your own way there?Originally posted by Diver View PostYes, all the way to Swansea Morriston burns and plastics unitDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Have to make my own way there. I would anyway.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDo you get taken by the NHS or do you have to make your own way there?
Brother in law is taking me there because I can't drive at the moment.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I made my own way back from the RG hospital yesterday, I got a Taxi.
I was going to get on a bus, until I seen the great unwashed that were waiting to board it.
One overweight woman smelled like she had pissed herself numerous times and hadn't bathed in months, and they want people to use public transport !!!!
They would have to introduce a certain type of segregation before I would use it.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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