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    I think for added realism Gunnery Sergeant Hartman should always post in CAPS.

    YOU EYE-BALLING ME BOY!?!?

    etc......
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Originally posted by n5gooner
      6.1 Sir!
      SIX FOOT ONE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED tulip THAT HIGH! YOU TRYING TO SQUEEZE AN INCH IN ON ME SOMEWHERE, HUH?
      Last edited by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman; 15 November 2005, 16:17.

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        Originally posted by Xenophon
        YOU EYE-BALLING ME BOY!?!?

        etc......

        ...apparently not...

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          Originally posted by n5gooner
          cool - any pics?
          Not sure if you want to see them.. check out this review...

          "
          There’s nothing we hate more than picky bouncers, but at Revolution we don’t mind. Especially as they seem to have it all inverted, letting in only the baseball-capped, scoop-necked and sovereign-knuckled neds. But who better to enjoy the faded walls, cheesy choons and bacteria-festering toilets? And as for the floor at Revolution – it’s crying out for a damn good wash (judging by the sight of the bar staff scraping solid vodka from it with their marigolds). The raised dance podiums offer brief escape from the dregs of society dancing below, but then there’s the slight problem of having to shake your thang for the world to see.
          "
          Vieze Oude Man

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            Sir! Excellent edit Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Sir!
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              Originally posted by Xenophon
              Sir! Excellent edit Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Sir!
              XENOPHON? THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY! ARE YOU ROYALTY, PRIVATE?

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                No sir. I'm a middle-class boy done good.

                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  Originally posted by Xenophon
                  No sir. I'm a middle-class boy done good.

                  WHERE IN HELL ARE YOU FROM ANYWAY, PRIVATE?

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    One of the outer circles I'd guess...
                    HOLY DOGtulip! THE OUTER CIRCLES! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM THE OUTER CIRCLES, PRIVATE ZEITGHOST! AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN! DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

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                      Zeitghost, please eat that man quick-as-yer-like.


                      Many thanks,

                      mcquiggd
                      Vieze Oude Man

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