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[FiveTimes]

I'm up showered and teeth cleaned, feel a little better.

Not sure how I'm going to react to the fresh air... it will either sort me out or kill me...

[Sockpuppet]

The "alaskan snowdragon" is a bit weak - I take it you meant the "alaskan snow dragon"? (What a difference a space makes!)

I like the second definition for it here. (Hey, of course it's NSFW - it's the Urban Dictionary!)

Yep. Forgot the space. My mistake.

[BrowneIssue]

I think I might have to go back to bed.

Hello again.

I've just had another hour and a half asleep in bed.

It's VERY bright now.

Doctor! My eyes!

[BrowneIssue]

I'm up showered and teeth cleaned, feel a little better.

Just the thought of brushing my teeth has got my stomach doing somersaults.

I really do not deserve to feel this bad.

About 4 pints of Carling Black Label in the restaurant and two cans of Carlsberg when I got home. Spread over 5½ hours.

Not sure how I'm going to react to the fresh air... it will either sort me out or kill me...

I do hope 5X is alright.

[BrowneIssue]

Is it not true that enough alcohol will make you anything then? (and by you I mean people in general)

A frequently muttered refrain by gay blokes from some years back:

Q. What's the difference between a straight bloke and a gay bloke?

A. About six pints.


That's why I never stopped at six pints but kept going: personal security.

[BrowneIssue]

57 to go. er...perhaps i should recall my favourite moments in tpd before i am self-snuffed.

#80908





Well done!

[BrowneIssue]

so there i have it: 10,000 tpd's.

as arthur hoggett said.

"that'll do pig, that'll do."

10,000 TPD Posts!





Well done!

[BrowneIssue]

so there i have it: 10,000 tpd's.

At 30seconds per post, a minimum of 5000 minutes!

That's 82 hours and 20 minutes.

Taking 80% productivity and a 37 hour week, that's 2.8 working weeks of non-stop, hard-core drivelling.

[BrowneIssue]

so there i have it: 10,000 tpd's.

Since I haven't done any stats since post 80513, and we've done over a thousand since then, and DS23 has achieved a MAJOR milestone, some more may be in order.

[BrowneIssue]

Cream pie. :

Still, here's a recipe. It says "Old-Fashioned Cream Pie" yet includes a packet mix!

Here's another "Rich almond custard and layers of crisp filo pastry make a delightfully easy but very effective dessert"

A chocolate one. "This is a rich, smooth chocolate cream pie with an assertive but not overpowering chocolate taste."

A recipe on Nigella's site.

But I reckon CM was thinking full-on, hard-core, cream pie, man-action. Enjoy the picture, boys 'n' girls. This one's REALLY messy!