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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Sweetie my Ted,
    I'll have you in bed
    In the blink of an eye
    you'll be my cream pie
    Wasn't she recently telling us about snot coming out of her eyes when she sneezes?



    I was considering forcing down some breakfast but I've gone off the idea now.

    PS. Especially porridge.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Wasn't she recently telling us about snot coming out of her eyes when she sneezes?



      I was considering forcing down some breakfast but I've gone off the idea now.

      PS. Especially porridge.
      Wouldn't that be an alaskan snowdragon. Urban dictonary it.

      But not if you're at work.

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        I see there was a poetry corner in the middle of the week.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          How and why can eyeball muscles ache so?

          Have you got the sludge squits too? If so, you definitely ARE me.
          I can't even face a brew.... my mouth/tongue feels/taste awful. I could understand if I could taste last nights curry but its not

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            Wouldn't that be an alaskan snowdragon. Urban dictonary it.

            But not if you're at work.
            The "alaskan snowdragon" is a bit weak - I take it you meant the "alaskan snow dragon"? (What a difference a space makes!)

            I like the second definition for it here. (Hey, of course it's NSFW - it's the Urban Dictionary!)
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              I can't even face a brew.... my mouth/tongue feels/taste awful. I could understand if I could taste last nights curry but its not
              You can't face a cup of tea? You ARE ill!

              And definitely not me. I've got through 3 mugs so far (without much improvement).

              Try a little lightly buttered toast. That's my Stage One for recovery from a really bad hangover.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                If there's an echo echo echo, tie your shoe laces to the end of the bed.
                #80808





                Well done!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  You can't face a cup of tea? You ARE ill!

                  And definitely not me. I've got through 3 mugs so far (without much improvement).

                  Try a little lightly buttered toast. That's my Stage One for recovery from a really bad hangover.
                  I'm going to venture out of bed now... wifey has a list of jobs to do

                  I think the first one is digging the patio up to put her under

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                    I think I might have to go back to bed.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      I'm going to venture out of bed now... wifey has a list of jobs to do

                      I think the first one is digging the patio up to put her under
                      Good plan.

                      But do it quietly, eh? My head is going Thumpa-Thumpa-Thumpa like there's a generator going somewhere.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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