Be a good Sockpuppet on the date ok!
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For some reason all of my mates seem overly happy for me at this. Like I've just done the ******* banana dance
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Mmm... Chinese...Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostGah. Meant to be going out on a date but just ate a massive Chinese. I now can't move.
I've spent most of the day debating whether to have a Chinese or cook the steak I've got in the fridge.
I think I'll have the steak tonight, and get the Chinese tomorrow.Comment
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Save the steak for March 14th.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMmm... Chinese...
I've spent most of the day debating whether to have a Chinese or cook the steak I've got in the fridge.
I think I'll have the steak tonight, and get the Chinese tomorrow.
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostNot too sure but I think the guy did like cookies, or his girlfriend make good cookies something like that.
I might have to re-read it, do you know any other good books of that ilk?Have you read the one about the guys who built a computer into a shoe so they could win at roulette in Las Vegas?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBruce Sterling's The Hacker Crackdown is quite good.
And didn't end up buried in the desert...
Can't remember the title but it's quite good.
"The Newtonian Casino"...Comment
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I mean if required I am fully prepared to take this from her. She's damn hot...she must be able to run fast or have some really annoying personality trait (e.g. religion) to have lasted this long.Comment
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