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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Probably - I'll check the profanisaurus when I get home.
    Could I make a few ill educated guesses first please? see how close I get...

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Explain?
      http://www.trunkrecords.com/kitchen/.../rude_food.jpg

      not absolutely safe

      but not that dangerous either.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I just had ham salad from tescos
        Now I am having fig rolls for dessert.

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          soon be time for lunch. what is everyone going to have today?
          I don't eat lunch on a Friday.
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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            have you got a fetish? if so what is it?
            Nun's outfits

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            haw far can you ejaculate?
            Far enough

            But surely that depends on position and location. Standing on top of the eiffel tower - bloody long way
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Could I make a few ill educated guesses first please? see how close I get...
              Ping pong.
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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                Provocative Attire;Sexual Materials;Gruesome Content" content is forbidden by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Information Security policy

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Ping pong.
                  to dress in negligee and pretend to be wearing PJs?

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    have you ever recorded lovemaking?
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    No.....
                    But the bloke you were with did, didn't he...

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