test please delete

[BrilloPad]

Probably - I'll check the profanisaurus when I get home.

Could I make a few ill educated guesses first please? see how close I get...

[DS23]

Explain?

http://www.trunkrecords.com/kitchen/.../rude_food.jpg

not absolutely safe

but not that dangerous either.

[BrilloPad]

I just had ham salad from tescos

Now I am having fig rolls for dessert.

[TheFaQQer]

soon be time for lunch. what is everyone going to have today?

I don't eat lunch on a Friday.

[Bear]

have you got a fetish? if so what is it?

Nun's outfits

haw far can you ejaculate?

Far enough

But surely that depends on position and location. Standing on top of the eiffel tower - bloody long way

[TheFaQQer]

Could I make a few ill educated guesses first please? see how close I get...

Ping pong.

[BrilloPad]

http://www.trunkrecords.com/kitchen/.../rude_food.jpg

not absolutely safe

Provocative Attire;Sexual Materials;Gruesome Content" content is forbidden by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Information Security policy

[BrilloPad]

Ping pong.

to dress in negligee and pretend to be wearing PJs?

[Ardesco]

have you ever recorded lovemaking?

No.....

But the bloke you were with did, didn't he...

[DS23]